Welcome to Witty You, a magazine of aphorisms under 50 words. All for you and your readers.
Please submit a preferably witty aphorism under 25 word, without a title. The best five aphorisms selected by the editors will be judged by the readers’ poll. The aphorism voted the best will get a $10 prize payable by PayPal.
Submit to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “Witty You.” Any submission without this subject will not be considered. Please do not attach your submission, but paste it.
Please also paste a short, 3rd person bio.
Submit only original work. You must be the author; we will not tolerate plagiarism. Tired old jokes have no chance. Do not submit anything offensive or violent.
Mark Budman, Editor
Examples of the wits we like: