Welcome to Witty You, a magazine of aphorisms under 50 words. All for you and your readers.

Please submit a preferably witty aphorism under 25 word, without a title. The best five aphorisms selected by the editors will be judged by the readers’ poll. The aphorism voted the best will get a $10 prize payable by PayPal.

Submit to info@markbudman.com with the subject line “Witty You.” Any submission without this subject will not be considered. Please do not attach your submission, but paste it.

Please also paste a short, 3rd person bio.

Submit only original work. You must be the author; we will not tolerate plagiarism. Tired old jokes have no chance. Do not submit anything offensive or violent.

Mark Budman, Editor

Examples of the wits we like:

The greatest weariness comes from work not done.
Eric Hoffer

If happiness is not in money, give it to me.
Jules Renard

If two wrongs don`t make a right, try three.
Laurence Johnston Peter